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 Post subject: Official Multiplayer Gears of War 2 Strategy Guide (101+Adv)
PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:30 pm 
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STRATEGY GUIDE

Table of Contents:
I. Introduction

II. Setup

III. 101 Work

IV. Advanced Studies

V. Exceptions















I. Introduction


Welcome to Gears of War 2!

Your probably excited to try this thrilling game of gibbing and pwning, but first you need to learn how to play. But fear not! I am here to help you!

I will begin with the setup, basic 101 strats, and advanced multiplayer tactics.
















II. Setup


First off, before even STARTING multiplayer, navigate to the options menu.
Select Xbox 360 Controller settings, and place look sensitivity to the highest available setting. The other 2 don't matter, whatever the fudge your comfortable with you are. Who uses zoom anyway LOL. Now, on the select screen, choose the Lancer. ALWAYS. It's got afuckin chainsaw! WHO THE fudge CARES ABOUT SOME GAY ASS HAMMERBURST.











III. 101 Work


Now the basic concept of multiplayer consists of this. You see the A and B button? Those are your fuckin buttons. Don't let nobody tell you otherwise. You ain't need nothin else buttonwise. Now, to begin, ALWAYS, ALWAYS HOLD B. Be sure to have your Lancer equipped. Never, EVER, I repeat EVER, use other guns, ESPECIALLY THE SHOTGUN. This gun is the most worthless piece of garbage. Do you see a chainsaw on it? That's right, you fuckin don't. Now on to advanced Tactics.











IV. Advanced Multiplayer Tactics


Now that you understand the basic concepts, we will go into Advanced Gameplay. Now, you see that A button? Spam it. Spam it like it's your moms left tit you were suckin on as a child. When you spam it, YOU LOOK AWESOME. You bounce off walls, roll, and bounce the fudge off people. Who doesn't wanna do that? Now that you have your enemy intimidated, your going to need a good way to kill them. Equip your lancer, actually just ALWAYS have it equipped. Get near an enemy after spamming A many times, and then just HOLD B. Yes, hold B. Now here's the tricky part and the setup reason for fast look sensitivity. You going to have to take your right controller stick..... and spin. Spin like your last girlfriend did on your dick. Spin until your chainsaw is having open heart surgery with someone's fuckin body. Involuntary fucking with a CHAINSAW. Now, lastly, after killing someone, return to spamming A. Rinse and repeat.

Scientific Evidence of Strategy effectiveness:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmdagci9CYk


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V. Exceptions


Only other execution you may use is torque bow. Yes, you may execute someone with torque bow if you see them crawling around. ONLY EXCEPTION.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmdagci9CYk&fmt=18








Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed the only way to win at Gears of War 2!


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 Post subject: Re: Official Multiplayer Gears of War 2 Strategy Guide (101+Adv)
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 Post subject: Re: Official Multiplayer Gears of War 2 Strategy Guide (101+Adv)
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Oh my god lol I cannot stop laughing

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lmao. sad part is some people do that and think theyre good [sarcasm.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: Official Multiplayer Gears of War 2 Strategy Guide (101+Adv)
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I learned a lot today. I really did. That was effing hilarious spam that a button like it's your mom's T****!!! Lol I'm going to start saying that all the time now.

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